afterpain Tee – Buy Now, Cry Later | Unisex T-shirt
Welcome to adulthood, where the dopamine comes from online orders and the pain kicks in with the payment reminders. Our AFTERPAIN tee says what we're all thinking: Buy now, cry later.
Made for those who laugh through the chaos, this unisex graphic tee is soft, lightweight, and dangerously comfy, like a hug from your last shred of financial responsibility. The classic crew fit means it looks good on everyone, whether you're shouting a round at the pub or staring into the void at Centrelink.
It’s perfect for gifting too: birthdays, breakups, or just reminding your mate that being grown-up is a scam.
Product Details
100% ring-spun cotton (yep, it’s soft as)
One-piece knit = less waste, more comfort
Ribbed collar keeps its shape (unlike your plans)
Shoulder tape to stop it stretching weird
Ethically made with US cotton, safe for everyday wear
